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Medusa the Rich




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  CONTENTS

  1 QUEEN OF MEAN

  2 A CARE PACKAGE

  3 SILENUS

  4 UP AND AWAY!

  5 THE GOLDEN TOUCH

  6 DO NOT TOUCH!

  7 SHOPPING SPREE

  8 TRADE-OFFS

  9 FAMILY MATTERS

  10 KEEP-AWAY

  11 SEARCHING FOR PIRATES

  12 RICHES

  AMPHITRITE THE BUBBLY EXCERPT

  ABOUT JOAN HOLUB & SUZANNE WILLIAMS

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  1

  Queen of Mean

  SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! THE SNAKES on top of twelve-year-old Medusa’s head gobbled down the handful of dried peas she tossed up to them as she sat cross-legged on the floor of her dorm room at Mount Olympus Academy one Friday afternoon. Though her snakes had been the result of an accident with Snakeypoo, a botched invention of the brainy goddessgirl Athena’s—it had turned out to be a happy accident. Medusa adored the dozen snakes that had replaced her hair. She’d even given them all names: Viper, Flicka, Pretzel, Snapper, Twister, Slinky, Lasso, Slither, Scaly, Emerald, Sweetpea, and Wiggle! They were her pets now, and she couldn’t imagine life without them.

  “Help me choose?” she asked them as she dug through a box of comic-scrolls she’d written and drawn over the years. (Some she’d created when she was just six years old!) “Don’t be too nice. If you don’t like something, say so, okay? Only my ten very best ones can go into the collection I’m submitting to the Comicontest.”

  Eager to help as always, her snakes wriggled their heads forward for a better look as she pulled out a comic-scroll and unrolled it.

  “Ooh! Remember this one?” The comic was one of her favorites, drawn after she’d given Zeus a winged horse named Pegasus on the day of his wedding. “It’s the one where Principal Zeus granted my wish to become immortal as a thank-you for my wedding present.” Zeus was not only the principal of MOA; he was also King of the Gods and Ruler of the Heavens, which meant he had the power to do such things. “I was immortal only for a single day. But still. Good times.” She sighed happily.

  Medusa shifted to lie on her stomach. The comic-scroll was titled The Queen of Mean (episode #25): Immortal for a Day. Starring her—as the Queen of Mean! In this episode the queen had gotten her chance to be a goddessgirl for one day, thanks to Zeus. Like almost all of her comics, this one was autobiographical—loosely based on things that had happened to Medusa in real life. The queen looked like her and was a superhero who used something called payback magic to get even with dastardly evildoers. A magic cheese was one of her coolest—and stinkiest—weapons.

  As her snakes followed along, Medusa began to read the best parts of the comic aloud to them in a dramatic voice:

  “ ‘Discovering that she can suddenly make winged sandals fly without help (something she’s never been able to do before Zeus made her immortal), the Queen of Mean laces them on. She buzzes around the Mount Olympus Academy courtyard, doing awesome flips and tricks in midair that no one at MOA has ever seen before! Voom! Boinggg! Zonk!’ ” Medusa made fun sound effects to indicate the tricky flips. “ ‘Then the queen zooms home to Greece.’ ”

  Now Medusa switched to speak in a higher-toned voice, the one she imagined the queen would use:

  ‘ “I vow to use my amazing powers to fight evil,” says the Queen of Mean. “And also vow to show them off sometimes!”’

  Medusa went on, switching back and forth between a normal narrator voice and the queen’s voice. All the while her snakes gazed intently at her drawings.

  “ ‘When the queen gets to Greece, a seal herder named Proteus is terrorizing her poor parents. No problem! thinks the queen. She whips out her magic cheese and shouts the magic word—“Gorgonzola!” Poof! “Take that, Proteus. How does it feel to be vaporized?”’

  “Of course, Proteus doesn’t reply because he’s vapor now, and vapor can’t talk,” Medusa reminded her snakes before continuing with her comic. “Afterward my mom—that is, the queen’s mom—says, ‘Thank you for saving us, Queen of Mean. You rock!’ Then her dad grunts as usual, but in a happy way this time. Next the queen’s parents take down the pictures of their other two immortal daughters, Spinno and Ukelele, and toss them into the trash. And they hang a humongous picture of the queen on their wall instead.”

  Medusa paused, feeling a little pang of disappointment. Why couldn’t it really be that way? But no, in real life her parents’ tossing out her sisters’ pictures and hanging a big one of her was probably the least likely thing in the comic to ever really happen. Her parents had always favored her two sisters—who were actually named Stheno and Euryale—over her. Probably because her sisters were immortal and she wasn’t. In her comic-scrolls she could remake the world however she wanted. Which meant she could be an immortal superhero with parents who adored her!

  Glancing up, she saw how fascinated her snakes were with her story, so she continued:

  “ ‘When the queen returns to Mount Olympus Academy that night, exhausted from her crime fighting, the four most popular goddessgirls at MOA—Athena, Persephone, Aphrodite, and Artemis—run over to her.

  “Oh, please, please hang out with us at the Supernatural Market, or we’ll just die!” they beg.’ Immortals can’t actually die,” Medusa reminded her snakes. “But still. ‘The queen goes with the four goddessgirls just to cut them a break. And that cute godboy Dionysus just happens to be there. And he just happens to save her a seat by him, which happens to be mega-cool with her. Later the queen visits Hephaestus to do one last thing before her epic day of being immortal is over.’ ”

  Medusa switched back to the superhero voice of her star character again: ‘“ ‘Hephaestus? Since you’re the godboy of blacksmithing, how about forging a sparkly charm for me? Not one of those GG charms like Athena and her friends wear. Instead make mine an awesome one-of-a-kind charm. One with the letters QoM.’ So he does. THE END.’ ”

  SNAP! Medusa let go of the comic-scroll, and it rolled itself back up.

  Smiling to herself, she pushed up to sit cross-legged again and then pulled up on the delicate gold chain around her throat. She ran her fingers over the sparkly gold, swirly letters of the QoM charm dangling from it. Though not everything she’d imagined herself doing on her day as an immortal had actually happened in real life, Hephaestus really had made this charm for her. And she’d flown in winged sandals all by her
self too. And that cute boy Dionysus had become her crush!

  People often asked her what the QoM charm stood for, but she’d never told anyone, not even Dionysus. It was her secret. Ha-ha-ha! Though that secret would soon be out if, by some huge miracle, she really did win the Comicontest.

  It was sponsored by a group called Big D Publications. The prize was a publishing contract! Which she figured meant that Big D would make many copies of the winning comic collection to sell as scrollbooks in stores. The scrollbooks would probably end up in libraries everywhere too!

  Then everyone would know about the Queen of Mean. Would they guess Medusa was really writing about herself? Probably. But who cared! Winning meant she’d be famous. And hopefully rich!

  “So what do you think?” she asked her snakes.

  Curling forward so she could see them better, they bunched themselves into a giant fist with only Slinky sticking straight up—their version of a thumbs-up.

  She grinned. “Thanks, guys.” Of course, they liked every comic she drew, especially the ones they starred in. And there were many of those. She frowned at her comic-scroll drawings. They were better—certainly more detailed—than the mostly stick figures with big O-shaped heads that she’d drawn at age six. But were they good enough to win the contest?

  Others she’d selected included a comic where the Queen of Mean rescued a scaredy-cat boy named Poor Seidon (a thinly veiled reference to her ex-crush, the drippy godboy Poseidon) from a sea serpent threatening to toss him onto some jagged rocks. And in another one she and her faithful snakes foiled two evil candy-store-robbing sisters. (Modeled on guess who? Hint: Their names began with S and E!)

  After setting her Immortal for a Day scroll in the “contest-worthy” pile, she counted how many good scrolls she’d chosen so far. “That makes nine. Still one comic-scroll short.” She sighed. “Ten good comic-scrolls is a lot to come up with.”

  She’d been through everything, and her reject pile was huge. “Guess I’ll have to make a new one,” she mused aloud. “Needs to be something with adventure, drama, and a dash of humor, too. But what?”

  Hmm. She tapped her chin with a fingertip, thinking. She didn’t have much time. Entries had to be put in the contest box that sat in the center atrium at the Immortal Marketplace by tomorrow! There was another problem too. As usual she was practically broke. No way could she cover the fifteen-drachma entry fee. She let out a huff.

  Sensing her frustration, Flicka, Pretzel, and Sweetpea dropped down to gently wind themselves around her neck like a collar. Slither, Emerald, and Wiggle nuzzled her cheeks. Her other six snakes patted the top of her head soothingly.

  “Thanks, guys. You always know how to make me feel better,” Medusa told them, smiling a little.

  Huh? She jumped in surprise when a sharp knock came at her door.

  “You in there, Snakehead?” her sister Stheno called. “You’ve got a little job to do for Euryale and me, remember? And you’re late!”

  Ye gods! Medusa had forgotten all about that. Probably because this particular job wasn’t something she’d wanted to remember.

  “Coming!” she called back. Leaving her scrolls in the middle of the floor, she reluctantly got to her feet and left her room. If only she could win that contest. It would prove to everyone at MOA that although she didn’t have immortal gifts, she did possess some creative talent. And then maybe even her sisters would treat her with more respect.

  All she needed was some inspiration for a phantasmagoric, awesomerrific, super-dupertastic idea for that tenth comic. And she needed it fast!

  2

  A Care Package

  MAKE SURE YOU GET ALL the dust bunnies under my bed. You missed some last time,” Medusa’s sister Euryale told her. Propped against two green satin-covered pillows, Euryale was lounging on her bed, lazily turning the pages of an old Teen Scrollazine while keeping one eye on Medusa as she cleaned.

  It wasn’t exactly the way Medusa wanted to spend the next hour. But to pay off a debt she owed to her sisters, she’d reluctantly agreed to clean their room fifteen times. This was the thirteenth time. Only two more to go after this one.

  Medusa poked her broom beneath Euryale’s bed and swept it back and forth. In addition to dust bunnies, she found several wadded-up homework papers, a barely used tube of green lip gloss, lots of ambrosia chip crumbs, and a half-eaten carrot. Holding up the carrot, she joked, “So I guess this must be what you feed your dust bunnies to make them get so big?”

  Euryale scowled at her. “Ha-ha. You are so not hilarious.”

  Spying the lip gloss, Stheno, who’d been filing her nails, slid off her bed on the other side of the room and scooped it up. “Hey, I wondered where that got to!” She glowered at Euryale as if she suspected her sister of thievery.

  But Medusa figured it was more likely that Stheno had just dropped the lip gloss onto the floor herself some time ago and hadn’t noticed when it had rolled under Euryale’s bed. Her sisters were careless with their belongings. Probably because, unlike her, they had so many of them.

  Euryale and Stheno looked a lot like Medusa, which made sense since they were triplets. They all had the same light green skin and green eyes, and they had similar facial features. But whereas Medusa had snakes for hair, her sisters’ hair was non-wiggly and didn’t hiss. And, of course, they were immortal, while she was a mere mortal. So they could perform all kinds of magic that she couldn’t do. A fact they enjoyed reminding her of as often as possible.

  After Stheno pocketed her lip gloss, she hopped back onto her bed to continue filing her nails. But then she paused to point one end of her nail file toward a gloppy mess on top of her desk. “Don’t forget to wipe up that spill,” she told Medusa.

  “Eew!” Medusa groaned. It looked like Stheno had spilled half a carton of ambrosia dip on her desk. And instead of cleaning it up right away, she’d just left it there for Medusa to deal with!

  “Oh, quit complaining,” said Stheno.

  “Yeah,” said Euryale.

  Medusa didn’t really have any choice but to obey. However, when her sisters weren’t looking, she defiantly kicked Euryale’s wadded-up homework papers back under her bed.

  The reason she owed them so many room-cleanings was because they’d cast some spells a while back on her behalf. Spells that had caused some blabby gift box puppets and some guards at the Immortal Marketplace to forget that her snakes had tried to shoplift an expensive gold thunderbolt holder. She’d wanted to give it to Zeus as a wedding present—one she could never have afforded to buy him in a zillion years. When she’d caught her snakes dragging the holder behind her, she’d left it where it belonged—in the gift store. Anyway, they hadn’t known that what they were doing was wrong. They’d only been trying to help her give Zeus a worthy gift!

  As she wiped up the mess on Stheno’s desk now, Medusa accidentally-on-purpose let a little of the gooey ambrosia dip drip onto a sandal her sister had left on the floor below her desk. With any luck Stheno would stick her foot in it. Ha! That would serve her right.

  Just then a knock sounded at the door. “A big box came for you!” a girl’s voice called out. A second girl’s voice added, “By Hermes’ Delivery Service chariot!”

  There was a thump as the two girls set the box next to the door. Then their footsteps died away down the hall. Hermes had obviously gotten a couple of girls who lived here on the fourth floor to bring the box, since guys weren’t allowed in the girls’ hall.

  Stheno leaped from her bed and flung open the door to eye the box in delight. “Yay! It’s our weekly care package from Mom and Dad!” she sang out.

  “Oh, goody,” Medusa said unenthusiastically, because when Stheno had said “our,” she’d only meant her and Euryale. Not Medusa. Her name was never included in the address on these weekly packages. In all her years at the Academy, her parents hadn’t once sent her a package, letter, or card. Not even for her birthday, which she shared with her two sisters.

  Stheno and Euryale dragged
the box into the room, ripped it open, and started pulling out all kinds of goodies. As Medusa looked on, they gleefully dug out sweets like Nectarpops and Ambrosia Chews, bags of Ambritos brand snack chips, and bottles of a supersweet, syrupy drink they all loved called NectarFizz. There were also new school supplies, clothing, and issues of the latest Teen Scrollazine.

  “There’s a letterscroll, too,” Euryale announced. She pulled it from the bottom of the box once they’d emptied it and all their spoils lay scattered about the room.

  “Read it out loud,” Stheno said as she tried on a flowery green chiton that had been in the box.

  “Okay,” said Euryale.

  Medusa cocked an ear to listen. Meanwhile she flicked a cloth here and there, pretending to dust her sisters’ bookshelves. But really, she was just spreading the dust around.

  When Euryale unrolled the letterscroll, a shower of coins that had been rolled up inside it dropped to the floor. As Euryale gathered the coins and tucked them into her pocket for safekeeping, Medusa eyed them, feeling even greener than usual—with envy!

  Finally her sister got around to reading the letter aloud:

  “DEAR STHENO AND EURYALE,

  WE HOPE THIS CARE PACKAGE FINDS YOU WELL. WE ARE SO PROUD OF ALL YOUR HARD WORK AT SCHOOL AND YOUR EXCELLENT MARKS. WE’VE ENCLOSED YOUR USUAL ALLOWANCE IN CASE YOU NEED TO BUY ANYTHING WE’VE FORGOTTEN TO INCLUDE. LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU ON YOUR NEXT VISIT HOME.

  LOVE YOU TO PIECES!

  MOM AND DAD

  P.S. ALMOST FORGOT. PLEASE SEE THAT DUSA GETS HER USUAL THREE OBELOI.”

  “Dusa” was their parents’ nickname for Medusa. And the three obeloi they’d sent for her was a mere pittance, only half a drachma. It was just one third of the allowance each of her sisters got. Added to the few obols she’d managed to save from her previous weekly allowances, it still wasn’t anywhere near enough to pay the Comicontest entry fee. Same old story. While her sisters practically wallowed in money, she never had enough.